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Gay Guys:
All the hot guys are straight
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Straight Guys:
All the hot girls are lesbian
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Lesbians:
All the hot girls are straight
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Straight Girls:
All the hot guys are gay.
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Bisexual Guys:
All the guys are taken, All the girls are whores.
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Bisexual Girls:
All the guys are whores, All the girls are taken
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Pansexuals:
All you mothafuckas look alike.
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Asexuals:
The Internet is really really great.
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